Cryptic dinner party

On saturday night I was invited to a cryptic dinner party and turned up not really knowing what to expect! However all became clear or rather unclear as the evening unfolded. We had to order from a menu of clues and we had to choose a certain amount of food, utensil and condiment options...some people are really gifted at this kind of thing but when I was served turkey, cranberry sauce, fruit salad, chocolate sauce and coffee with a fork and a straw it became glaringly obvious that I am NOT one of those gifted people!

Ah well, we've all got different strengths and weaknesses I guess!